December 2011
who fucking knew that being in college would be...
some days i seriously consider leaving nyu
How teens and adults text
piffington:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
tomorrow is new year's eve
my plan is to get whitegirl wasted and to be lonely
surely attainable
best case scenario: i actually do something other than hang out in my apartment and succeed in (falsely) showing my friends from home that i have an “exciting life in new york”
LOL
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
shorturl:
atlaswasright:
new year’s isn’t even a holiday it’s just an excuse for people to get drunk and act like idiots
you say it like it’s a bad thing
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